received a notification that fb is removing its Notes pages permanently (after ‘hiding’ it for some years. here’s a post that’s created >10yrs ago, but will probably still allow some teachers today (or of yesterday?) a smile or LOL? and here you go:
a teacher is a/an:
1. instructor (delivers lessons),
2. designer (designs lesson)
3. nanny (nagging students to do their homework, study for their test/exam)
4. gatekeeper (catching students who misbehave)
5. marker (never ending marking)
6. a god-parent (for students whose parent(s) is either too busy taking care of living/him/herself; single-parent)
7. planner (plan and execute school & learning events)
8. meeting-er (conduct/attend any sort of big/small meetings)
9. administrator (handle all admin-related work),
10. input clerk (keying in of results, remarks for students’ reports)
11. role-model (moral values, lifelong learner)
12. futurist (preparing your students for 15-30 yrs down the road)
13. politician (fend off office politics for those teachers who hadn’t had enough to do, or not doing what they’re supposed to do, or simply should have joined politics instead of teaching),
14. assessor (of learning, for learning)
15. professional (require certain professional skills, while some may argue that we deal with learning too many other skills unrelated to teaching, making us a 16. generalist)
17. scientist (cos teaching is a science)
18. artist (cos teaching is an art)
19. facilitator (for all students’ activities & discourse during learning)
20. counsellor (for small and big issues)
21. judge/referee (when students disagree or quarrel or fight)
22. fireman (on standby to put out any fire that may happen in school or with your students, and sometimes their parents)
23. actor/entertainer/magician (every lesson is a show that needs preparation)
24. optimist (see the strengths and possibilities in the student, no matter how weak or how ill-discplined)
25. liar (at times while composing progress reports, school graduation certificates & testimonials and during meet-the-parents sessions)
26. interior designer (decorate classroom and CCA room with students)
27. technician (solves ICT-related issues for colleagues, hardware issues in the classrooms and computer labs)
28. lifeskills coach (teaches students about their personalities & learning styles, how to conduct research, how to stay cyber-safe, how to budget, etc)
29. financial manager (HOD manages department’s budget; form teacher unoffcially oversees class fund cos officially we cannot collect class fund)
30. loanshark (always bugging them to ‘pay’ their homework, and all kinds of money collection)
31. personal assistant (to any of your heads; AND to your students too, by following the deadlines/dates for handing up homework, tests/exams so closely than anyone of them. and you begin to wonder who’s the one studying)
32. cleaner (clean classroom, esp lower pri teachers, and CCA room with students, pri & sec)
33. FORMs teacher (going in to class to collect forms day in day out)
34. octopus (cos although we appear to have 8 hands full of things and doing all sorts of things but the 8 hands are never enough for the roles and responsibilites listed herein)
35. purchaser (make purchases for school, class, events and whatever stuff you name it; and before that you need to seek budget approval, then hunt for quotes, prepare specs docs, put up ITQ, evaluate and submit for final approvals, plus whatever other paperwork)
36. auditor (Making sure nothing you signed for go missing – constant checks need to be carried out)
37. quality assessor (Administer ITQ and when numerous proposals are made for product purchases – you need to assess the quality and sign for them. Anything goes wrong…good luck :p )
38. the Almighty-Who-Knows-All (You must always be correct and know all the answers – at least from the perspective of the students and parents)
39. motivation speaker (Always coaxing and motivating students to do better…and also motivating PARENTS not to give up, just like a 40. social worker or 41. family counsellor! )
42. delegate (when you are requested to attend official dinners at/organised by CC, CCC, RC, Istana and mingle …)
43. artistic director (when there are school/national plays to be created and directed, SYF, etc…you the (wo)man!)
44. professional photographer (no budget to employ a professional one…you can do it for FREE…during prize giving days, meet the parents sessions, camps, any school events that is. sometimes you may need to carry TWO equipment and double up as a 45. videoman)
46. sports coach (again, you should be fluent in soccer, basketball, hockey, floorball, …, etc)
47. (eco-)gardener (for the school science garden … plant flowers, taking care of plants, add fertiliser … and feed & rear fishes like an 48. aquarium expert if a pond is part of the package)
49. medic (for small cuts big wounds and any other injuries that do not require immediate referral to a doctor/hospital; conduct temperature-taking drills)
50. talent scout (to hunt down talented students to represent the school in various competitions)
51. event manager (recommended talent for mtt-wannabe, as cited in ST & CNA reports on 17/4/13)
52. police(wo)man (to patrol the neighbourhood and let your presence be felt by GOOD students)
53. career guidance-r (to discuss with students their future employment opportunities as if any of these will still be around in 10-15 yrs time)
54. emergency planner (to plan SOPs for (un)foreseeable situations and conduct dry-runs with colleagues and students so that they are emergency-ready)
55. detective (to uncover where students hide contrabands as defined by the school rules)
56. multi-linguist (switching between the use of different languages to aid students’ comprehension. languages include but not restricied to singlish, english, chinese, malay, tamil, dialects)
57. insurance agent (to issue insurance policy schedule to students, and assist in claims during unfortunate circumstances **touch wood**)
58. travel agent-cum-tour guide (to plan, organise, and eventually lead students on local & overseas trips)
59. PR manager (to manage relations with partners in education, including community partners, and overseas partners)
acknowledgement of contributors:
24 to 28 – Chun Kiat
29 & 31 (heads part)- Sharon Goh
30 – Wilkie Tan
31 (students part) – Lily Teo (Shu Hua)
32, 35 – 39, 42 to 44, 46 to 49 – Darren Nonis
34 – Hui Nin (Wei Yan)
50 – Yan Ling
53 & 54 – Szu An (Si An)
23 (additions) – Michelle (Xue Qi)
55 – Geok Joo (Yu Ru)
56 – Yanli
57 – Yan Oh (Xiu Yan)
58 – Yin-Chiao
59 – Chin Guan
and Joyce Meitian for reminding us that a slave’s job is more simply defined than ours (:
change log
version 2.2 added no. 59 on 18 Jan, 2018
version 2.1 added no. 57-58 on Mar 6, 2015
version 2.0 added no. 53-56; revised no.23 & 49 on Aug 22, 2013
version 1.5 added no. 52 on Aug 21, 2013
version 1.4 added no. 51 on Apr 17, 2013 (MOE promotion ceremony was held the day before)
version 1.3 added no. 50 on Apr 5, 2013
version 1.2 added no. 47-49 on Apr 25, 2012
version 1.1.1 revised no. 31 and fixed some typo errors on Apr 24, 2012
version 1.1 added no. 35-46 on Apr 13, 2012
version 1.01 added no. 34 on Mar 26, 2012
version 1.0 published Mar 24, 2012; no. 1 – 33
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